Mad Lads Who Can't Be Contained

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andcallmeshirley
Sep 11, 2020 9:38 PM EDT

They've done it! They have actually done it, these mad lads and lasses! Enjoy the absolute madness they have unleashed upon our world this week. They really must be  out of their minds... If you still haven't had your fill of shenanigans check out these funny tweets for more comedy geniuses. 

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    Sitting - 8:33 Offering a Girl a Rose, Then Eating It ThatWasEpic · 294K views 2 days ago ...
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    Text - LTE 2:56 40% Thread Gareeb Scientist liked OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her sht Imfao 7:36 PM · 03 Sep 20 · Twitter Web App 49.9K Retweets and comments 211K Likes Replying tc Tweet your reply
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    Text - 4:40 PM Mon Sep 7 @ 9 14% a r/FlatEarthProof ... r/FlatEarthProof + Join 4 members · 3 online there is none Posts About HOT POSTS - Wow, such empty ..
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    Font - SportsCenter O @SportsCenter · 14h 6C LeBron's shirt at practice: "Vote or Die!" VOTE OR DIE! 3. JAVIE Q 2,521 275,428 33.6K Noah Wilson @Noah_wil30 · 14h Lebron l'm only 12 I can't even vote dude and I don't wanna die O 151 272,112 21.1K
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    "Man buys product that promised to enlarge his penis and gets a magnifying glass" Homem compra produto que prometia aumentar pênis e recebe lupa UC PROCO Campina PREFEITURA MUNICIPAL DE CAMP SECRETAMA Dep UNTOS JRICH Protece ee Cansem disque 151 www.procen.campinas p gev.br Ebenézer Lima
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    Cartoon - I am the best No cliffhanger! i i am! AMATEURS. ARNE STUUIS AVENDENS A MME SILOIS TO EUTURE AVENDER AE TOUTURE INFINITY WAR INFINITY WA TE WHAT WAS THAT, PUNK? BACK TOEUTURET To be continued....
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    Cartoon - Young people after they fall off the roof Old people after they sleep in a weird position wwww Idk man, every baby I threw off the roof didn't make it 4d 234 likes Reply
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    Fruit - onesmoothorange • Follow kevinbiegel ekbiegel Favorite new thing: Scratching haunting things into bananas at the market so when people take them home hours later and the words appear they think a ghost knows their secrets. NGW WAT This guy Well, I just want to say, l'm a huge fan.
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    Text - MKG @MKGRDC She must be asymptomatic Schumer Humor @AmySchumerStan0 · 1d * | Amy Schumer has tested positive for FUNNY-19, according to TMZ. * 21 ANNUAL AE ITICS OICE VARDS 21 ANNUAL CRITICS CHOICE AWARDS
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    Text - Srarey wee inu e www. Atet PoweGn Exercise? AMA I thought you sald "Extra Fries Posting minion memes in the fortnite discord server until I get banned 2 views · 21 hours ago
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    Text - pukicho forgottenintime6 asked: Hey pukicho what the fuk, last week I looked at your post about putting grains of sand in someone's room everyday and today as I was cleaning my room there was just a pile of sand, I don't live anywhere near a sandy place I've chosen you 40 notes A
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    Retail - KDKA Ohre 0:43 Robber pulls out machete; Clerk pulls out sword HLN HLN 9.4M views · 4 years ago
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    Text - morice: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
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    Text - Dane Rauschenberg @SeeDaneRunAgain Follow We have three Pitch Perfect movies, eleventy billion Fast and the Furious, 14 remakes of Spiderman, and not one gotdann Robert Smalls movie. I would watch the HELL out of that. Meet Robert Smalls - Born into slavery in 1839 - Steals a Confederate military ship in 1861 - Disguises himself as the captain -Uses the secret code book and hand signals to pass Confederate guard ships - Rescues more slaves and their families - Escapes to freedom - Works a
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    Pen - Don't tell my mom
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    Text - KSI O @KSI 11 u I don't realise how many people l've helped & entertained over the years. When someone paints a mural of me, I question why, cos l'm still thinking i'm that kid in my bedroom just creating content. I need to realise that I'm actually a god that needs to be worshipped Q 1.041 27 1.250 52,1K Faizan 7 @faiznutd - 11 u you don't know me but in 2012 I got into a car accident which left me paralysed from the neck down. it's been a hard few years but today i stood up and walked t
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    Text - One year, a few senior boys got 3 chickens and released them into the school. But they labeled them 1, 2, and 4. The teachers spent hours looking for chicken number 3. 西1.7K 回 44
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    Text - ll T-Mobile Wi-Fi ? 11:12 PM 11% L4 OMGFacts O @OMGFacts 1d The barnacle has the largest penis in the animal kingdom when compared with its OMG FACTS size. 27 27 132 Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito Replying to @OMGFacts Please stop calling me The Barnacle.
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    Text - @IGN · 59 m A programmer has made a playable version of 1993's Doom... on a IGN pregnancy test! bit.ly/3h8IBRj 9 47 27 278 1.289
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    Text - Because you can't say F Bitches, Get Money in the yearbook Disregard Females Acquire Currency
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    Text - the bad Katie @KatieKatCubs Asked the married guys at work where to meet single guys. Here's what they came up with 1. Strip club 2. Any bar, anywhere at 1:30am 12:52 PM 8/18/17 · Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Tweet prime amazon prime video IN video @PrimeVideo... · 6h what's your mood? 674 27 337 2.6K Replying to @PrimeVideolN Feel like watching netflix 11:28 PM Sep 4, 2020 Twitter Web App uli View Tweet activity 27
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    Cat - I sterilized my cat so she wouldn't have any babys... and she brought one from the street...
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    Text - Dylflash Pytflash This Song Makes Me Want To reply To My Own Coment 4 months ago 115 12 P Dylflash Same 4 months ago 71
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    Text - Spellman Stfu this post is stupid 17 mins Like Reply More Speelman Spellman your last name is spelled wrong. Sit down 18 14 mins Haha Reply More Spellman Speelman hahahahaha this is amazing 3 13 mins Like Reply More
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    Text - Jomny sun @jonnysun start ur year off right. on dec 31 at 9:15pm get under ur covers and fall asleep. midnight will pass as u are deep in a peaceful slumber, and ur first encounter with the new year will be waking up, well-rested, to a morning basked in sunlight and a day thats yours for the taking gyplet no i am going to do coke 2 1 1 5.6k 36 1 Share 938
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    Text - IKEA 2149 Fenton Parkway San Diego, CA 92108 ceway Piants Qualcom Stadiu 805 Friars Rd Fenton Pey IKEA Friars Rd Q Aaron Pretty reviewed 6 months ago Overall 1/3 The store is really big! the second story always feels like there's an earthquake. I pooped in one of the beds :) Liked: Service, Food Helpful? Yes No 2 out of 5 found this review helpful Q Alejandro Lopez reviewed 4 months ago Overall 0/3 Someone pooped in one of the beds. Disliked: Poop Helpful? Yes No 2 out af 2 found this rev
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    Text - My pen's ink actually finished for the first time without me losing it lol. 5:50 PM 01 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
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    Space - 46m ago 43mgo Lads do I go for double mac and cheese? IM GOING FOR THE DOUBLE MAC AND CHEESE Keep in mind Im eating alone Send a chat Send a chat Nutrition Facts Calories 260 410
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    Text - Thats_Life_ • 4h 1 Award In high school we had a group project and this class was 90% girls so the other 10% guys (including me) were in a group. This teacher used to kinda gang up on us with the girls and one day she was preoccupied and we were talking about how we didn't want to be there and we should just jump out the window. This one guy scopes out the window, sticks his feet out first, give us a wink and just jumps out. Dropped probably 7-10 feet onto the grass and just waltzes back
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    Text - mackeyart · 11m My little brother, when he was 4 years old, left the table early after dinner. He then ran back in a few minutes later, yelling that "the house is on fire!" We went to look, and he had drawn flames on my mom's freshly painted wall in (fortunately, washable) marker. Reply 1 Vote +
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    Forehead - Tony Cervantes 69 Years I am now 69 years old. It is an important time for me as I reflect on the history I have lived and the changes I have witnessed. So many. Now it is time to prepare for the time I have remaining, but for the moment I celebrate my birthday. Happy 69th Birthday, Tony.
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    Text - Massimo @Rainmaker1973 The story of Nigel Richards, the man from New Zealand who memorized every French word in the French scrabble dictionary and won the French Scrabble Championship without speaking any French buff.ly/2rK5wi4 3:50 PM 05 Sep 20 · Hootsuite Inc.
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